You Too Will Need a Butt Bag

Growing up in a society such as ours, one tends to accumulate something approaching a working knowledge of the items required to raise a child. Diapers, clothes, food source...call it good.

Unfortunately, this knowledge is somewhat limited in it's understanding of waste management. Believe me, there are many things that one must purchase or create for the various realms of responsibility that baby books don't adequately prepare a budding parent for. We're talking nipple cream, booger bulbs, vomit-spillage mops, upholstery stain cleaners, and industrial-grade sanitation suits.

Our newest invention, used to stow away dirty butt rags in the baby bag to avoid cross-contamination between Young Old's anus and his pacifier: