Lessons of Life and Death

Recently, a family member of mine gifted Young Old this fantastical "nature scene" quilt:

It's filled with castles, Princes on ponyback, and cuddly little critters such as this one:

So you can imagine Young Old's dismay when a giant hand reached down from the heavens and decapitated his favorite pond-sipping fawn:

Young Old has had no small amount of fun repeatedly killing these peaceful forest creatures, so the blanket has since then been stowed away to best allow his murderous tendencies a chance at subsiding. [Seriously, what the fuck were the makers of this quilt thinking? -Ed.]

Anyway, thanks! Cool gift.